Das Arzt

I'm writing this from the waiting room of the doctor's office where I am getting my "tune-up" (Germlish for check-up). My company has an on-site clinic, which is very convenient - especially as most of the staff speak a least a bit of English. 

I just had blood drawn and had to pee in a cup. It was a different experience. The nurse did not wear gloves. The whole process took about 5 minutes and was ridiculously efficient. The clinic itself is dated - looks a lot like my elementary school - but very clean. I don't know what the rest of German healthcare is like but so far, so good. Now, if I can just get out of here without stepping on a scale...